Today I shot my first TV commercial.Yeah!!!
Next week I will be on local television for approximately 15 frames (1second=24 frames), (in the fucking background) as a secretary. Hollywood, here I come!
I feel that this is a great start for becoming a real actress. NOT
But I felt good acting (typing something). Everybody said that I am the next Angelina Jolie.
Can you imagine? I already see myself with 12 kids from countries all over the world.
I think I should start adopting now. So that I will be a young mother (fucker).
You think you look like Brad Pitt? Come marry me. Yes, yes, this is a live proposal.
I have a lot in common with Angie. I have two eyes, a nose, and I swear I'm not fucking with you, a mouth. My lips are the same color as Angelina's. Red. OK, sometimes they are blue, when I'm freezing, but that happens rarely. Oh, and just twice in my life my lips were almost white. Just before I passed out. But worry not, I bet that it won't happen again. At least not when I'm naked(I hope it won't happen again).
I actually made coffee for the whole team. Not on camera, of course. Cause you don't get to do a lot in less then a second. You could probably fart. But the camera can't catch that. And I'm not Napoleon to do 5 stuff in the same time. And I'm not as little as Napoleon. Or dead.
So, yeah, today was the best day of my life.
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